Long, long week

Well, this has been the longest week of my life. I have been running around trying to get my life in order. I am finally all moved in and have bought my first car. I bought a 2010 Nissan Altima. I will have pics up of the apartment and the car soon. The Doctor and I have been taking in the Laughlin the last few days and I think I am starting to like it. I am 15 minutes away from downtown Laughlin where there are the 15 or so casinos. It is literally mini-Vegas. We have cruised the casinos looking for the best deals on restuarants (if that isnt Spike Holliday I dont know what is) and trying to find a mall. After eating dinner at a top notch buffet (Harrahs casino was awesome), Doc and I found an outlet mall. We walked in and the next 20 minutes was a little out of the ordinary.

We walked in and the Doctor went to use the restroom. I sat in the food court and people watched. After about a minute, two chunky kids, maybe 16 or 17, starting yelling at what looked like a girl. It ended up being a really, really skinny guy with long hair and rocking some skinny jeans. You can see how I was mistaken. The chunky boys were yelling at skinny jeans calling him all sorts of names. So right in the middle of the mall, skin tight jeans punched chunky boy 1 in the face. I looked around and no one even bothered to look what was going on. This must be common in mini-Vegas.

A little dazed after a Tyson-like left cross to the chin, chunky boy 1 looked to chunky boy 2 and start laughing. They proceeded to "take it outside" which seemed redundant because no one inside cared what was going on. After a few more yells and name calling, skinny left and the chunky boys rode the elevator as proud as can be.

After my run in with the chunky boys, I went to a local bar next store looking for information. I walked in to Bikini Bar and instantly felt like it was a strip club. I walked up to the bar and asked the barkeep, literally a girl wearing nothing but a bikini, and asked if they played Ohio State football games at this bar. She was instanstly confused as if I asked her what the square root of 177 was. She turns to another bikini only barkeep and asks her. Still nothing. So they go to get the manager and ask him. The manager put a pool stick down and was wearing a backwards hat and he told they got some of the games. This place needed to be on bar rescue because I was confused if this was a strip club, a bar or both.

So my week consisted of chunky boys. go go girls and buffets. Interesting to say the least. And I had my first full day of school yesterday. Kids were awesome and I think its going to go great. As always, stay out of the heat and watch out for scorpions.